Johan Lorbeer is a German street performer. He became famous in the  past few years because of his ‘Still-Life’ performances, which took place in the public area. His installations includes ‘Proletarian Mural’ and ‘Tarzan’, which are famous in Germany . Several of these performances feature Lorbeer in an apparently impossible position.

With his still-life performances, this German artist seems to unhinge the laws of gravity. For hours on time, he remains, as a living work of art, in physically impossible positions.  Elevated or reduced to the state of a sculpture, he interacts with the bewildered and irritated audience, whose appetite for communication rises as time goes by, often culminating in the wish to touch the artist in his superhuman, angelic appearance in order to participate in his abilities.

1)  NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm  summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead   of us stood up and waved.

She was stark naked! As I  was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old   shout from the back seat, “Mom! That lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!”

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2) OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his  teacher a note from his mother.

The note read, “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.”

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A blond is on board a small two- seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies.

Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

“Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!” she screams.

Ground control receives her call for help and answers back:

“Don’t worry, madam. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say.

First, I need you to give me your height and position.”

 I’m 5 Foot 11 Inches tall and sitting in the front seat.