Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, ‘Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?’

Father Patrick replied, ‘I’m afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for the creature.’

Muldoon said, ‘I’ll go right away Father. Do ya ‘think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?’

Father Patrick exclaimed, ‘Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?’

National Geography has made a startling discovery which they suspect to be the very same type of apple that Eve ate!

At last, the apple that Eve ate has been found!!!

Apparently, this guy mailed me is filing a lawsuit against me! *gulp*

1. I am sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey show in Chicago where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if the statements about race he was accused of saying were true. Statements like “if I’d known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish and Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so nice.

I wish these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they (my clothes) are made for upper-class white people.” His answer to Oprah was a simple “YES” where after she immediately asked him to leave her show. Suggestion? Don’t buy your next shirt or perfume from Tommy Hilfiger. Let’s give him what he asked for. Let’s not buy his clothes, let’s put him in a financial Read more »

I can’t help but to forward this into ourFWD. What they’re doing are sick!

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Such action is necessary?