22 Years Old, Very cute girl!

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are in big trouble.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What’s common between men and video?
A: Both go backward… forward… backward… forward… backward…. forward… stop and eject.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

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